demoncolbert: i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come...
That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
thediagonallie: findadventure: victoryjobs: we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~ when this was obviously not the case #that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD
How the sky would look if the planets were as...
guceubcuesu: Moon… Mercury… Venus… Mars… Jupiter… Saturn… Uranus… Neptune…
mianaya: grubbsgrady: therealhamster: 2004 was 17 years ago 2004 was only 9 years ago math
You have to find the right distance between people. Too close, and they...– Hanif Kureishi (via penelopemars)
radotsuki: do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
goblinparty: I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
My milkshakes bring all the boys.... →
lulz-time: thats-slightly-raven: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.